A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

Mean what you say, say what you mean, but dont say it mean.

Dont mess with mother nature.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Huked on fonix wurked fer mee!

If you dont think youll like the answer, dont ask me the question.

If at first you dont succeed, get somebody else to do it.

Be a baby to get what you want.

Whats popular isnt always right. And whats right isnt always popular.

Never let up and overcome your fears.

Learning is not a race for information, but a walk for discovery.

There is nothing more fulfilling than watching a child succeed, and being part of their successfulness.

Always go after what you want. You have everything to gain and nothing to lose.

Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go. - T.S. Eliot

If you dont like something, change it. If you cant change it, change the way you think about it.

Education is a private matter between the person and the world of knowledge and experience, and has little to do with school or college. - Lillian Smith

Learning is not attained by chance. It must be sought with ardor and attended to with diligence. - Abigail Adams

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of success is to do the common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller, Jr

The mind grows by what it feeds on. - Josiah Holland

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Educations purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Reading furnishes the mind only with materials of knowledge, it is thinking that makes what we read ours. - John Locke

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

Skill comes of doing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mans mind stretched by a new idea can never go back to its original dimension. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You cant build a reputation on what you are going to do. - Henry Ford

They can because they think they can.

Start by doing whats necessary, then whats possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis of Assisi

Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. - Thomas A. Edison

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way. - Babe Ruth

Whoever wants to reach a distant goal must take many small steps. - Helmut Schmit

I think the one lesson I have learned is that there is no substitute for paying attention. - Diane Sawyer

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

When in doubt, duck. When certain, dont bother cause youre screwed.

Have you ever noticedanybody going slower than you is an idiot, and everyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Shes 97 today and we dont know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneres

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if youve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isnt your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. - Jerry Seinfeld

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not the color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. - Jerry Seinfeld

A word spoken in reason, at the right moment, is a matter of ages.

The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are, the more leisure we have.

There is an hour in each mans life appointed to make his happiness if he seizes it. - Geaumont and Fletcher